South Bay Comb Overs

19 Feb

Undeniably the modern world can be a cruel, precarious, ugly place. So ya just can’t blame folks for wanting to retreat to a bit: step back into familiar, less complicated times where smiles came easy, when doubt didn’t sour conviction, where belief was pure and beautiful. THE SOUTH BAY SURFERS remember such times very well. And whatever else you might wanna claim they do/don’t, THE SOUTH BAY SURFERS do believe.


I’ll always maintain that THE SOUTH BAY SURFERS aren’t a bunch of swell workaday guys with comb-overs at all, but the domestic staff who’d been on hand with mops & pails when THE CRAMPS lurched through their Gravest Hits at Napa State Metal Hospital back in ’78. Or maybe fellas passed over as potential PANTHER BURNS after these SoCal boys tried to convince ol’ TAV it was a good idea to cover BLONDIE’s “Denise”. Not unlike THE CRAMPS/PANTHER BURNS, THE SOUTH BAY SURFERS reinvigorate our musical past with a spirit that stirs up weird Jungian memories us young ‘uns barely even knew we had. They’re living proof an extra chromosome can, given the right conditions, be a godsend.

That these cads can’t actually play their instruments and tend to work the squeakier cleaner, Ozzy & Harriet-side of oldies spectrum shouldn’t deter you in the slightest. It all serves to help me better understand where us terminally suburban white folk must trace our collective lineages back to. No I haven’t ever actually experienced them live – that is if ya don’t count rubbing shoulders with the gtrist browsing Big Bad Mamma Jamma vids in Mondo Video A Go-Go’s old San Pedro location. But I’d reckon they’re one of the only bands in the modern era who could’ve conceivably pulled off successful gigs playing with X, SUBLIME, and THE CENTIMETERS with equal panache.

Anyway I’ve still got their covers of “Lollipop” and “Rock & Roll Girls” off their lone 7″ 45 (Hot Rash Records, 1994) to spin over and over and over until my neighbours cry and my aspiring middleclass blues turn to giggles, laughs, and hoots of applause. Hey: if THE SOUTH BAY SURFERS don’t make you feel like smiling for a moment again, then no doubt you’re doomed to languish in some esthetic purgatory where COLDPLAY calls the shots forevermore. And that’s a particularly tedious whiteboy hell, fr sure.

Me I’ll side with true believers everytime. Whose gonna join me in giving em props for their righteous Paul Anka tribute?


8 Responses to “South Bay Comb Overs”

  1. mark February 20, 2009 at 12:29 am #

    Is that Tim Kazurinsky on lead vocals?

  2. nikita coltrane February 20, 2009 at 1:53 am #

    The cover is an Alan Mills? Wow. Just wow.

  3. nazz nomad February 22, 2009 at 6:27 pm #

    you know, after a 5 hour practice with my band yesterday, trying in vain to get tight enough to play a show next week, i was sure that we were as incompetent as anyone could possibly be. i stand corrected. and thank you for that.

  4. Dennis Catron February 23, 2009 at 7:33 pm #

    The Hi-Hopes have just been replaced as my favorite band :-) That was awesome.

  5. mrowster February 23, 2009 at 8:19 pm #

    Mark: Ted’s a bit more heavy set, isn’t he?

    Nikita C.: Well if Alan Mills didn’t write this, he should’ve.

    Nazz: Can’t wait to hear you guys butcher “We Are 138”.

    Dennis: The Hi-Hopes! Don’t tell me The Mechanics played with them too?

  6. Dennis Catron February 24, 2009 at 12:15 am #

    I wish! They would have blown us off the stage :-)

  7. Dennis Catron February 25, 2009 at 7:25 am #

    A PS… Just learned the Hi-Hopes have a DVD out : Channel 7 did a piece on them around 1979 playing in an old folks home, and the lead singer was dancing cooler than Jagger for people in wheelchairs. Jello Biafra offered me a fortune for their 1st LP and I said no go! :-)

  8. mrowster February 27, 2009 at 10:08 pm #

    Nikita: oh right – you was referring to the cover photo. Yep, Olan Mills it is. You’ll haveta let me know the significance of this.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: